Random

It has been almost a year since I posted. I have no idea how my blogger page opened. One minute i was trying to check Google Earth and the next minute i see " New Blog post " . I read my last post and I actually made myself laugh. Gym. and me. I cant even remember the last time I exercised. Unless you count licking an ice cream cone exercise. In which case i have been doing so religiously.

So i took it upon myself as a sign from God. Write my child write! He seems to be egging me on. So here I am . A year later.

So errr... i dont know who s reading this? But I bake now... =D . I do NOT do the gym . I also eat a lot. And no before you ask. I am so not pregnant. I seem to get that a lot these days.... I cant think of anything else to say to all you adoring fans out there... so i ll call it a night now. Ta raaaa.

the gym

The gym is an evil place. It laughs at me. I can almost feel an ominous note in the air when i enter it. Course it could also be that im there all alone and the hardwood floors creak and the air conditioning whistles. None the less....
So i used the treadmill... i mean come on! how hard can this be! And really , im so not out of shape.i can totally handle this! The folks recently got a treadmill and they talked about it so much i figured geez i mean come on even my folks are walkin it!! and on an incline even...So i start...oh this is too slow i think, i mean my feet are moving faster and im actually hitting myself on the control thing up front! SO i speed up...haha i think to myself, who the hell uses this? i mean must be some seriously out of shape ppl to delude themelves into thinking this could actually help them lose weight or whatever. And then i see the incline button. Oh finally, something to tease my oh so toned self. Suffice it to say, i kept climbing , and climbing...AND climbing... i think i almost touched the roof... And im panting really and my heart sounds like its gonna plop out of my rib cage and lie there on the ground with its tiny veins spread out like outstretched hands.... and i see dots....shiny dots...And im STILL THINKING wow i can so do this. Finally at some insane time limit i have imposed on myself which has to end with a 0. I stop. Wheeze my way to some contraption near by i cant even remember what really and pass out....
I am so in shape.

on marriage

You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore.
You shall be together when the white wings of death scatter your days.
Ay, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God.
But let there be spaces in your togetherness,And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.
Love one another, but make not a bond of love:Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup.
Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf.
Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone,Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.
Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
And stand together yet not too near together:For the pillars of the temple stand apart,And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.
Kahlil Gibran

iftar with a buddhist

strangely these days i find my life spiralling out of the orbit i used to think it revolved in....which was a funy zany crazy world...as most of you who know me would agree... full of tea's and screams and color and two headed mating creatures and jumpin on beds in foreign nations.... yeah tht was a fun time.... I used to live under the delusion that everybody i knew- i liked , loved would like , could like , would learn to like ....today i feel like that illusion has been shattered...and the real world...the one im in now..,..Well suffice it to say not everybody likes everybody here....lol... sure is mordid this post innit? lets see........thingggggs i have eaten todaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy....baklava , chocolate chip cookies , chickpeas ( subu i will never forget you forcin me to eat them in the college canteen..i can hear your admonitions like school yard chants " protein nino they re full o protein...pick pick PICK...eat eat EAT...EAT THEM DAMMMMMMIT " ) hmmm now there s a good thing to post about !!! IIPM. My alma mater.....BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH....puke , wipe off keyboard....o god... even the keyboard s got a lil iipm tag onn it...hey wait...im out of the college..in another country....so im guessin there s no way that tag s gonna help me get a servicing....(....busy tryin to scratch off gum... ) ..... there... all gone...now if i can just find a way to replace the letters u , ; , g, n,b....you see im typin the steel or plastic or whatever thing is underneath the lil black key thingies... thingies..yes im very verbose...yes yes thats exactly why i have a blog silly !!! back to the missin keys...well my lil dear dear neice... she ate them... what can i say. .......she did...........really.............

there she is !!!!!!!!!!!!! she really looks the key eating sort doesnt she ..........that rosebud mouth...dont be fooled folks.....those are ibm key eatin lips...and those fingers...her name should be flash...or better FF...flash fingers.... ..and yes...her momma s just as pretty =) but more on FF and the whodidit?idontknowimjustaprincessstuckina3yearsoldbody later....

PS-..........FF.....dint really eat the keys...=)..i just like sayin tht..he he.....i mean look at her !!!!!!!!! he heheehehe....she just likes rippin them off when no one s lookin and occassionally tryin to ingest one..just once folks...just once....o but i love her anyway .....

O AND....i had iftar with a buddhist today.

Things i have eaten today

Lets see... its not a very long list.. so we can get this over with very quickly.. it ll be fast i promise you.. like rippin off a band aid real fast as they say.. this enormosity ( is there such a word??) of the first post is just so unnerving ! its like i feel i have to fulfill all these aspirations and dreams and expectations and....oh.. right sorry..that wasnt me....was just readin off the teleprompter of some damn awards...right so things i ate today.. before i lose any more readers....
1.Coffee
2.Salami sandwich ( with mayo , ketchup , tabasco and.... i couldnt resist.. cheddar cheese - Yes a heart attack disguised as a sandwich)
3.A Peach - my saving grace
4.TEA - O save my soul, dear sweet thing....
5.A cube of dark chocolate with pistachio filling - ditto for you
6.Strawberry Yoghurt - Seriously i dont know what happened to me. 2 healthy things in a row.
7.French Toast - or rather my first rather sorry attempt at makin french toast. I feel sorry callin it french toast. French toast lovers the world over might string me up by my thumbs if they saw my sordid version of french toast. For some reason i woke up today with an urge to be all healthy and wife"ly" like.. such urges are few and far between....and considerin i woke up at 11 ,I wasnt off to a very good start......nonetheless after endless searches on the net for THE perfect French toast..... i decided to just throw one together any which which way i wanted. Go figure. So i cracked an egg, poured in some milk , popped in some sugar...and i felt a lil adventorous so i poured in some cinnamon powder.. la la laaaaa look at me...all exotic and alll... at this point i was all hey let s get this thing rolling...soooooooo i poured in some butter into the mixture... and soaked the bread in the gloop ( gloop???? ) and poured a lil oil in a pan to fry it...and hey what the heck who s countin calories anymore anyhooo.... here u go my lil lovely butter.. warm up to tht oil...make friends you two !!! i cn literally hear my arteries cloggin up at this point but hey who cares ! im gonna make the best french toast ever...so i really marinate the baby i let that bread soak like there was no tom... why dont any of those websites tell u not to do that??? Let it just suffice to say i had bread puddin instead. It was undercooked inside, over cooked outside , buttery, dry,sugary, non sugary oh i dont know... could a french toast BE so much??????
Live and learn.